I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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