Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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