Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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