I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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