No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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