look no pants
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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