I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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