ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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