Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I supernannyed him into submission
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
