He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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