I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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