My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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