YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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