so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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