no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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