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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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