Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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