North Korea, Best Korea!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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