I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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