I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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