I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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