I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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