Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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