just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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