Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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