Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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