It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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