I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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