We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It was a blind-side dick pic.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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