Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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