So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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