Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
