do herpes really smell.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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