your thong is hanging out like whoa
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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