watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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