just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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