is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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