so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
In America we eat man semen.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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