Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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