try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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