I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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