I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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