On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
