There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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