actually, I'm a sock model
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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