Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think a kid would responsible me up
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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