Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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