i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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