High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Come on in and take your pants off
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