I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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