My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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